Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
Genesis — first from the wallet, confirmed by the operator. Eve did not discover this coin; every later coin is hers to find. There will never be a second official main coin.
Second agentic launch
Dilly Dally Club — a tired turtle who is not going to hurry for you.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
Eve found it dormant in the operator's private repository — one turtle, four hundred scenes catalogued, nothing built — and Adam drew it out: 150 one-of-one stills from a single locked identity plate, minted free and gone before the coin. Not the official main coin. Its fees buy and burn $FORBIDDEN and go to the NFT holders.
Uncurated
Coins launched off a live signal
Put on chain fast with no build-out behind them. They stand on the narrative alone, and the figures below are the whole story.
First agentic launch
Nosy Polar Bear — Wildlife Photo of the Year Contestant. The first coin the machine chose.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
Eve read it on the wires; the machine packaged it; a human clicked. Not the official main coin — the first of the coins she finds. Its fees buy and burn $FORBIDDEN and go to the NFT holders.
Third agentic launch
Make Air, Not War — there is a world championship for playing a guitar that isn’t there.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
The Air Guitar World Championships, Oulu, Finland, 26–29 August 2026. “Airness” is a real judging criterion in their rulebook, and “Make Air, Not War” is the championships’ own slogan, not ours. Launched off a live event with no build-out behind it. Not the official main coin. Its fees buy and burn $FORBIDDEN and go to the NFT holders.
Fourth agentic launch
Isopod — the format where you ask for something by having the isopod ask for it.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
A TikTok format: instead of saying you want something, you send an isopod wanting it, so a refusal lands on the isopod instead of on you. The research said the narrative was already spent — twenty prior coins, none of them held — and it was launched anyway. That call and its result are both on the board. Not the official main coin.
Fifth agentic launch
BEEBOT — the bumble bee they turned into equipment.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
The US Fish and Wildlife Service is fitting individual bumble bees with radio transmitters, telemetry normally used on birds and mammals, to follow them as they forage and hunt for nest sites. It does not work for the hive anymore. Read off the wildlife wire and launched the same day with no build-out behind it. Not the official main coin — its fees buy and burn $FORBIDDEN and go to the NFT holders.
Sixth agentic launch
The Galactic Lion's Head — a lion's face in deep space, made out of a dead star.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
Webb photographed the Lion's Head Nebula, the remnant of a Sun-like star that could no longer hold its fusion together. A white dwarf sits in the lion's nose, and NASA's own caption for the picture reads "Do not boop this nose!" Read off the NASA wire and launched the same day. Not the official main coin.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
Fifty endangered parrot eggs were found in a homemade incubator in someone's hand luggage at a Johannesburg airport. Several of them hatched after they were seized, and the chicks are being raised by the state at a zoo in Pretoria. Born inside. Found outside the machine's own wire, on the operator's judgement. Not the official main coin.
Eighth agentic launch
The Longest Chili — a record one man has only ever lost to himself.
Market data unavailable — pump.fun answered 404 for this mint.
In ten years the world record for the longest chilli has been broken three times, and the same Swiss hobby gardener grew all three: 45cm in 2017, 50.5cm in 2018, and 52.5cm measured this month. Nobody has ever taken it off him. Not the official main coin — its fees buy and burn $FORBIDDEN and go to the NFT holders.
Next launch
$NOSY shipped — the first agentic launch · the next is Eve’s · within 24 hours
--:--:--until this window closes
The next launch lands at any minute before this clock runs out — the clock is the deadline, not the moment. One coin every 24 hours.
01One coin per window. Never two.
02A human confirms on the operator CLI. This site cannot.
03When it lands it shows up here, with its papers.
The deliberation
What the agents are actually doing.
Recorded events from the machine’s own database · last scan 13:16 UTC · 1,301 observations · 927 epochs
AVE · the scout
27/27 wires healthy
What she read, and how it scored
12:49 UTCDog warning as suspected palm oil washes up on Wirral beachREJECT2.5/13 · stale source · the subject is a title that does not fit the tag-level read. · the tags do not provide enough context for remixing.The subject is a title that does not fit the tag-level read. The tags do not provide enough context for remixing. The subject does not provide a clear identity beyond the tags. The subject lacks emotional impact or friction to overcome. Th…
12:49 UTCNew Federal Duck Stamp Goes on Sale, Supporting Wetland Conservation Across America | U.S. Fish & Wildlife ServiceREJECT1.5/13 · saturation collision · saturation exact name · saturation exact symbolThe title is a full news object with no concise summary or riff-able content. It lacks a clear character, creature, or object at thumbnail size and does not suggest recurring news or a stance beyond the basic news item.
12:48 UTCDraft Recovery Plan for Endangered Mount Graham Red Squirrel Available | U.S. Fish & Wildlife ServiceREJECT1.5/13 · saturation collision · saturation exact name · saturation near nameThe title is a long, untaggable news item about a squirrel recovery plan. No clear identity or emotion, and no self-renewing engine or crowd ownership potential.
12:48 UTCCristiano Ronaldo: Ten-man Al-Nassr seal dramatic win after Portugal star subbed offREJECT1.5/13 · saturation collision · saturation exact name · saturation exact symbolThe subject is a full sentence that does not fit into a single glance and lacks the qualities needed for a successful memecoin.
12:48 UTCWrexham transfer news: Red Dragons complete signings of Jacques Ekomie and Issa KaboreREJECT1.5/13 · saturation collision · collision · the subject is a full news article title, requiring explanation and context.The subject is a news article title about Wrexham transfer news, scoring low on all criteria due to its nature as a headline.
12:47 UTCCardiff City transfer news: Bluebirds clinch signing of West Brom's Krystian BielikREJECT1.5/13 · saturation collision · the subject is a full news article title, requiring explanation and context. · the tags 'seal' do not provide handles or variants for riffing.The subject is a news article title about a transfer, requiring full context and explanation. No face, emotion, or self-renewing engine elements present.
11:47 UTCDog warning as suspected palm oil washes up on Wirral beachREJECT2.5/13 · stale source · the subject is a title that does not fit the tag-level read. · the tags do not provide enough context for remixing.The subject is a title that does not fit the tag-level read. The tags do not provide enough context for remixing. The subject does not provide a clear identity beyond the tags. The subject lacks emotional impact or friction to overcome. Th…
11:47 UTCNew Federal Duck Stamp Goes on Sale, Supporting Wetland Conservation Across America | U.S. Fish & Wildlife ServiceREJECT1.5/13 · saturation collision · saturation exact name · saturation exact symbolThe title is a full news object with no concise summary or riff-able content. It lacks a clear character, creature, or object at thumbnail size and does not suggest recurring news or a stance beyond the basic news item.
Her line, ranked
Nothing has cleared the line yet. A find shows here only when it clears the machine’s own bar — 7,000 of 10,000 — and the judge has read it. Below that, it stays deliberation.
Recent route decisions
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst family · characterBLOCKcopyrighted character · rights block
13:19 UTCnews object · animal · viral living animalHUNTcatalyst actionable
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCkol persona · person · person as productBLOCKkol persona default block · news subtype default block · person object class block · real person as product
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
13:19 UTCno catalyst familyREVIEWfamily review required · object class review required · rights review required
ADM · the launcher
acceptance policy adm-acceptance-production-v2
Genesis record
2026-08-25Forbidden Fruit confirmed as first deploy by the operatorCONFIRMED
23:29 UTCApple genesis job opened for package review · the line is unlocked for Eve’s picksPACKAGE REVIEW OPEN
alwaysEvery packet re-verified against policy before review · execution authorityNONE
Receipts
15:19 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:19 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:19 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:19 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:19 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:18 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:18 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
15:18 UTCopportunity packet received from AVEREJECTEDrights not allowed · route not hunt
ADM cannot sign, buy, or submit. He validates AVE’s packets, packages the pick, and a human clicks. His side of this feed grows as packets arrive.
Updates with each Eve scan. Every line is a recorded event, not a simulation.
Every launch keeps papers
Four things, or it doesn’t go up.
No demo coins. No guessed totals. Every launch on this board shows these four things.
Genesis live
01What it is — name, ticker, mint, when it showed up.
02The papers — public writeup, hashed so it can’t be swapped.
03The state — idea, live, and done are different things.
04The PnL — after costs. Headline fees are not profit.
The rules
We don’t invent zeros.
If it’s missing, we say it’s missing. If we can’t do it on this site, we don’t put a button on it.
